Gotta cough to get off 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t know how it works under the hood, but from a user perspective it behaves like it’s in BFU. Biometrics disabled, phone code required.

Long press of power and volume up for a few seconds puts you into BFU.

Hot take: I think you might be Jessica.

!remindme how annoying these fucking comments were.

My Stardew Valley spouse is very happy with me I’ll have you know.

My brain on drugs: bad, probably

My brain on thinkpads: almost certainly an improvement

It said “yeah”.

Double checkmate.

I just asked it and it says that it can.

Checkmate.

At least everyone in this call is professional enough to be off casket.

From the article:

If the officers are not uniformed or armed, it defeats the goal of helping community members overcome fear of interacting with officers as they are, Mattson said.

I get the logic, but it seems like there would be a better way to go about this. My primary concern would be if we’re doing this event and some kind of loud noise happens (like a gunshot/acorn). That seems like a recipe for disaster.

Serious answer, probably added on to over time by different people.

It’s how you test the temp. You wanna see that good sizzle.

Yeah, no. The broad American public wouldn’t like that. Right or wrong, lots of people hate that word even when directed at someone who is being one.

They are really only good to eat when young. Older ones are riddled with parasites and very tough/gamey I hear.

He’s high as balls

I suspect the ultimate destination for these turtles was “being consumed” vs being a pet.

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

callback executed

💃

Eh, I’m partial to Baja Blast Cytosol. Original just isn’t it.