Che Banana
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Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the worst apartment you've ever lived in?1·13 days agoSo, the garlic was there because we bought a 3L tin of olive oil, we would get loads of bread from school and drank wine
We were culinary students, so the wine was ‘necessary’ and since we had to make a choice about spending money we spent it on olive oil, garlic and wine.
A solid career investment, if you will.
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the worst apartment you've ever lived in?2·13 days agoStudent at university shared the 2br. house with 4 other dudes, in Poughkeepsie NY in the mid 90s, 2 who lived there originally had the bedrooms, me and one guy got the dining room we dividend with furniture, milk crates & curtains… everyone had a good time in the living room hearing me and one of my dates fucking…like the entire crew and their friends lined up like judges at a field sporting event
The bathroom was always wet… every surface
the boiler would often shut down, freezing us…most of the time on the weekends when we couldn’t get it running again
prostitutes would walk up to our door
the oil pipe to the boiler leaked outside
2 dogs & a snake as well, nothing in the fridge except garlic and weed (how my friend paid for his college tuition)
maybe to start a metaphysical philosophical discussion?
Zero shits given
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto World News@beehaw.org•Canada won’t become the 51st US state – but could it join the EU?2·1 month agothe entrants have to turn up the weirdness, though, to have a chance
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto World News@beehaw.org•Canada won’t become the 51st US state – but could it join the EU?15·1 month agoI like this idea.
Australia can come too.
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Canada@lemmy.ca•RFK Jr. urges Canadian health officials to spare B.C. ostrich flock from cull6·2 months agospam the number & name the local maga/conservative dipshits
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Android@lemdro.id•Google Play just opened Pandora's box: You can now bug your friends to pay for youEnglish7·2 months agoI’m going to spam requests to Tim Apple & Elongated Musk
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Superhero content fans, what kind of media do you want to see in the future?2·2 months agoA mix of digital comic, animated & live action series, all set in the same season, intermixing the storylines, all in the same format (online/stream).
Bring the best of all 3 together.
Fuck up everybody’s world.
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Scientists of Lemmy, how would you standardize or improve cooking recipes?2·2 months agoThe only secret French chefs have (and they will deny this) is that they love Ketchup
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Scientists of Lemmy, how would you standardize or improve cooking recipes?2·2 months agoI get it!
Now to really boil your noodle I used to work with a lot of (French) chefs who when they wrote out recipes for magazines and such (pre internet) they DGAF if it was accurate or not… “if zey screw eet up, zey sink it is zere fault”
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Scientists of Lemmy, how would you standardize or improve cooking recipes?31·2 months agoSo you’re basically telling chefs to research and write out for you all the variables?
Baking is a science, cooking is an art.
Every recipe handed down through generations has notes, changes, etc…that’s what makes it beautiful.
I am lucky to have my grandmother’s cook book with 3x5 index cards hand written, with the date and whom the recipe is from…but I don’t use lard in her Ginger Bread recipe from 1932.
There is no exact science you’re looking for, the garlic grown here won’t be the same as the garlic grown there, your experience won’t be the same as someone who has cooked for years saying ‘fuck it, throw that in there and let’s see what happens’.
…lol, amateur hour
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Gaming@beehaw.org•Microsoft Raises the Price of All Xbox Series Consoles, Xbox Games Confirmed to Hit $80 This Holiday - IGN2·2 months agoSame, although I use the SD as a console, lol…
I had the original Xbox all the way through the last series and sold it to get the last 100€. I hadn’t bought a game on the Xbox since No Man’s Sky and just didn’t see anything appealing about it anymore, it was just a steaming box until it was gone (and is at a friend’s, who is using it as a streaming box, lol)
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Gaming@beehaw.org•Microsoft Raises the Price of All Xbox Series Consoles, Xbox Games Confirmed to Hit $80 This Holiday - IGN9·2 months agolooks at my steam deck
…yeeeeah
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Gaming@beehaw.org•Marathon | Gameplay Overview Trailer [YouTube, 5:03 min]3·3 months agoLooks pretty but probably the same old formula, and I’m sure micro transactions and a 90$ price tag (with the push being cheaper than GTA 6).
yes but it’s
SUPER
HOT
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto World News@beehaw.org•Trump exempts smartphones from reciprocal tariffs after market rout9·3 months agohad to wait for the bottom of the market for phone makers before telling everyone who kisses his ass to buy, buy, buy
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto Canada@lemmy.ca•Tesla Canada says its shady $43 million incentive grab was a misunderstanding14·3 months agoWe didn’t do it We may have played a part we may have a misunderstanding it’s Bidens fault we did it
lol
Ambien can be crazy though, my mother used to go out and eat an entire cake (or cook something and eat it all) in the middle of the night. More anecdotes than can be counted.
As an alternative (because, being her child I would probably do the same and would rather not) I made mini brownies with 3MG THC and threw them in the freezer …30 seconds in the microwave and in an hour I’m sound asleep.