Finally, the perfect fleshlight.

I agree. We dont deserve it anymore.

Musk was born in south Africa though?

Shhhhh, you cant go against the hivemind! Starbucks bad, ok?

Based on context clues, they sounded out the name or sound of each characted used in “soul of coffee”

It happened. But ok if you say so.

“nnnnn-ghinks”

I believe you. When my ex got a laptop, literally every folder was onedrive. Even system folders were mapped to onedrive it was ridiculous. I had to backup all her stuff and manually fix the fuckery in the registry editor before i could uninstall onedrive.

My school system had regular hearing and vision tests up through highschool

Immigration customs enforcement.

Weirdly enough, I don’t have a dire need for a glorified text prediction algorithm to confirm to me that Elon is a nazi.

Hmmm something about a cheese grater?

Yea, I’m a bit furry-curious, and now looking at it, this one is may not be the same character but just another cute rodent. His previous pic was undeniably furry.

I found it

You say that, but his current pic is actually! Its less fursona-y then his old pic which looked like it was made by someone on deviant art for $30 😸

Same. I love waking up early on the weekend. I dont ever do it on purpose but when it does happen it honestly feels great.

I have a coworker with a furry pic for his work profile! He recently updated it to a different art of the same character. This guy is totally commissioning art of his fursona and using it for his work profiles. Im honestly kind of impressed by his dedication. Hes some kind of rodent like maybe a possum?

90 of those 100 applicants are unqualified and will not get interviews. 9 of the other 10 will be fake, or having someone obviously proctor the interview for them or even just straight up typing the questions into chatgpt and reading what it says word-for-word.

So yea, apply anyways.

I get roast turkey from the deli for my cats. I always tell them “shaved as thin as possible”. I know it sucks and I’m sorry. But if the cats get big pieces they’ll take it elswhere in the house to eat it and sometimes forget about it and then I find 2 month old rotting turkey behind the couch.

All of that “climate friendly lifestyle” marketing at bob is done by oil and gas companies. Are you tired of hearing about your “carbon footprint”? Good, cause its bullshit propaganda made up by big oil and gas.

There was a huge campaign to shift the blame to consumers so that people would be too busy scrutinizing themselves to scrutinize the oil and gas industry. The sad part is that it fucking worked because people are dumb.

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… i have some ancient PCs that I haven’t used for years, you can install linux on those too…

if you want… 👉👈