I call everyone brah 🤙
What in the cinnamon toast fuck
At least there’s only 5 of them :D
Wasn’t our idea.The rescue guys named him. The name has grown on me since we’ve had him tho 🙆♀️
Its ok sony. I have other ways of playing your games
Anti American slurs always amuses me. Like theres some dude out in bumfuckegypt that can’t stand the fact that I exist lol. All I’ve literally done is eat burgers and crank my hog for the last 30 years 🙆♂️
Not from a coomer
Rent free :D
I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.
Jerkoff without porn
“You look like a lifeguard” made my friend spit his drink out with that one
All periods. Don’t use “!”.
c h i n e s e r o o m
Ayyyylmao