it literally looks like a fucking mogus

beer tastes like roadkill and nothing will change my mind, i’ll take the liberty and tits though

yeah i can see that, if you need the space more and eat eggs a lot anyways then it definitely makes sense to keep them outside the fridge.

But for me who eats an egg every now and then and buys 6 or maybe 10-12 packs, i don’t even consider keeping them outside the fridge.

because it relies on the… i don’t remember the name of their position but they’re the top judges, it relies on them to actually say that it counts as an official act, and since the majority of them are corrupt republicans they’ll just find a way to say “well actually what biden did wasn’t an official act”.

It’s just a farce to make people think the country still has a functional legal system and government when in fact they pulled out the life support years ago…

because butter is expensive as shit and it doesn’t taste that much better, and i’m pretty sure the idea that butter is magical is to a significant degree just dairy industry propaganda.

margarine is fine, cheap, and doesn’t rely on an industry that exploits and mistreats animals, so i see no reason to use butter.

i mean as much as anyone can be these days, yes?

not sure what about that joke is worrisome given the general standard online…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHO84rOp8FQ

i mean yeah it’s basically just water, why the fuck not? i do the same with margarine, so i never have to be caught with an empty packet and no backup.

products with any sort of packaging also say how they should be stores pre and post-opening, e.g. canned goods are generally fine to keep in a cupboard until opened where they then need to be in the fridge.

crystalline chocolate is the shit, then when you chew it it just sort of turns into gravel and melts, so good

it’s perfectly standard to keep eggs in the fridge here in sweden, no reason not to since it just makes them last forever.

the world we live in seems unfixably fucked, but our ancestors lived through feudalism and kings for way longer and even made it through the black death without society crumbling to pieces, things even got better afterward!

The united workers of the 1920’s gave us this absolute gem of a verse:

"In our hands is placed a power greater than their hoarded gold,  
Greater than the might of armies, multiplied a thousand-fold.  
We can bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old  
For the union makes us strong."  

if i’m going to be sold for anything, a dog is probably the only option that wouldn’t make me feel miserable

so long as they take care of the good boy

It’s the movie equivalent of a hot dog: completely uninspired but quick and easy to digest and plenty enjoyable (especially for the price), and after you’ve ate it you basically just forget it and you still have room for proper food if you want.

yeeehaw etc

have you tried digging out your morality centre and posting nothing but propaganda for corporations?

how do you imagine anyone would survive it if this was how things worked?

sudo make me a sandwich

pickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive

truly, the worst part of humanity is the refusal to accept cops as our owners and gods