Reporting on this can possibly save the next kid.

Not true at all.

Thats nice

I bet they dont check. Yo quero taco bell? Hired.

Reading to a baby is about exposing them to different words and patterns than what you get from normal speech.

If you want my advice, talk to them constantly as if you are the narrator, and smile and make eye contact at every opportunity.

Not sure if this applies before birth. It couldnt hurt, so I suggest reading whatever you like to read. And make sure its something that the mother wants to hear, assuming you arent her.

It would relieve the strain if you systematically killed them. A final solution, if you will.

Paint.

Any good tradesman can teach the job to a competent assistant. But, if you end up working with a shitty guy, not going to learn much.

Its funny how fast something becomes “traditional”

The generation that set this system up is still alive…

Sex Party actually has a nice ring

Fish fuck in it.

Been saying this for a year now

Nobody makes this comparison anymore, out of respect for former president Camacho.

Whats it called?

NO

With All Due Respect

brb gotta tell my son I love him

I want a phone that takes Dewalt cordless tool batteries

Taco yum

Spy vs spy