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Cake day: May 30th, 2024

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  • 15 accusations, voicemails of him setting up hush money payments, NDAs, none of this points to lacking merit. 1 woman, yeah it could be false or misleading. 15? Either this is very very likely to be true, or someone with tons of money has convinced a huge swath of real people in his life and not total strangers to publicly destroy him in a conspiracy that would be on the scale of a military operation. How much money would it take for you to knowingly lie about an innocent person you babysat for, who, if this isn’t true, is lovely to know by all professional accounts. What kind of dollar figure would that take? Would you be willing to do this without possessing the money already? Would you demand that in advance? Who would contact you to get you into this conspiracy? Certainly not the benefactor. How would they know you wouldn’t flip on them in a heartbeat? Or simply out them to begin because you’re not a horrible person. 15 times. Successfully. That’s what this requires. People who are known to have worked for him. That’s you’re pool. That’s a very shallow pool. 15 successful payoffs with no deserters or whistleblowers? Accusing someone of a crime isn’t fruitful. You don’t get fame or money out of this, particularly if you have 15 victims on your side sharing the supposed limelight and potential pay day. And why if that’s all they wanted, why would they go further than blackmail? They were already getting paid off. More women came out after the first 5? More? 10 people were like oh, they are getting 1/5th of the spotlight. I want that. I’ll get 1/15th of a spotlight! All I have to do is ruin the life of the rich guy paying me off right now. It makes NO sense.




  • If anyone is curious this is the process

    1. Be fucked
    2. Payday loan
    3. Payday
    4. 600% are you fucking kidding me?
    5. What’s the minimum?
    6. I’ll pay this the rest of my life I guess
    7. Be fucked by high interest loan
    8. Beg for money from family, friends, co-workers
    9. Thank God now I’m back to zero
    10. Still exactly as fucked as before

    The Old Poor standard method

    1. Be Fucked
    2. Beg for money from family, friends, co-workers, new GF, new GF’s roommate, A dog owner you met at a dog park, Mormon missionaries, your landlord, your landlords ugly kid, your cousin, total strangers after you pretend you have the same name as them and act just JAZZED about it, anyone you suspect is sexually attracted to you, your nanna’s bridge group, other poor people, the homeless, people who speak the same language you do and are having a celebration at a public park after you convince them your ‘‘John’s Kid’’ or ‘‘Tia Marta’s thursday church preacher’’ literally anyone.
    3. Somehow still exactly as fucked as before but now you feel HELLA GUILT, because Tia Marta made you go to church on thursday and the preacher is very convincing. But at least you can’t be LEGALLY obligated to pay a loan shark money, and you saved a lot of time.