Lol I was gunna say he’s too distracting to be safe for work but I like this answer better
What shoes do wear the most?
Also would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
Edit: added a question
My foreman would always say “Love my job” in a happy tone after anything bad happened on a job site. The happier the tone, the worse it was
One could argue that as alot of us are exredditors we would be the more progressive or left side of the crowd. Something happened we didn’t like so we left it behind for something we hope will be better and put in the effort to make it so as opposed to staying with what we know and really waiting things out before choosing a new direction. It would have been easy to stay with reddit, hell I could go back in an instant and it would be like I never left, but I chose this new path and I’m sticking with it. That is what progress is all about
That’s Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson to you! And he politely inquires if you can recognize the arouma of what he is currently sauteing?
Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar
Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted
Edit: Phat is 80s slang for ‘Pretty hot and tempting’
I just got back from the doctor…you’re gunna want to get tested…
Damn this was my guess
As an addict myself I can say basically yes. Not always to that extreme, think of the smoker who starts eating more. Maybe you get into marathon running? Well that’s just a hobby, right? Maybe or maybe it’s filling that gap alcohol used to fill. It’s hard to say. When you break it down, from my experience, addicts are filling some kind of hole with drugs, so when you take the drugs out most people want to fill that hole. For the short time I was in AA 90% people chained smoked and only drank coffee or soda, the 10% who didn’t found Jesus.
So can some addicts get by without something else, yea probably. But for most, ultimately the hole will be filled, just hope it’s with something positive. For alot of us, it’s just a different drug to be honest.
I didn’t read that, thanks for the update, definitely good news for my morning!
As a citizen of Nebraska, this is bullshit. This rule was one of a handful of things I liked about living here. While yes the state is blue eyed red fish, and this rarely changes how our votes swing, the fact that the state would listen to the actual people in our voting districts if we chose a non republican candidate was nice. Felt like we actually had a say, like my vote actually mattered. If they repeal this I’ll still vote, just with an even more upset sigh everytime.
I’ve been saying it for years, war is coming. Best get prepared
5,7,9 all the way. I’m happily married, but people are typically nicer to you if they find you attractive and I have a pretty low bar
I have cried for Matt Pat four times this week. I feel like I’m losing a friend and it hurts. I know I’m not but it still hurts.
I have a dishwasher and somehow I’m both a sink piler and a Scandinavian architect
Edit: can’t type for shit
Let’s see,
Nutmeg: Nutters Nutters BoButters Nutters BoButters Pants POO Butt
Jessie: Jessers Jessers BoBesseres Jessers BobBessers Pants ( see a patern?) Cuddle Bumpkins Also dumb as a stump but twice as cute as the cutest stumps
Timone: Mister Drool boy Sir Timoneus the Hungry
Gizmo: Gizzy Princess Gizzy Her Royal Highness Gizmodius the Sassy
This. Average age of active credit accounts went down thus drop. Same thing happened to me
Fucking love this! So jealous! I have a pair of metal gauntlets and I feel this weird rush of confidence and power with them on, in a full suit I’d be unstoppable!
I love celebrity death match, it was so ridiculous! Still have a copy of the game