I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Depends on the size of the cat.

Half an hour with a callgirl.

Grocery.

To really tie the room together.

Is it a shit zoo?

And they end up saving you from a werewolf attack.

“Belle”

One of your great-grandmothers got Clapton on his knees.

Why not Periwinkle or Orangered?

Tbh, I assumed it was just a joke on all the Shatner spoken word versions of songs.

It is:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSWx5Q2XCo

Who let her back in the kitchen?

Don’t tell me how to consommé my salad!

Garlic bread tastes really great,

Eat it from a bowl or off of your plate.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuV52ydBfU

Skill issue!

Teeth are assholes! If I had a money for everytime they bit the inside of my cheek, I’d have many many monies.

Well look at Mr. Never Had The Roof Of Their Mouth Cut By Sharp Edges over here!

It’s pronounced nookielurr.

Maybe they’re bone conducting headphones.