I… I’m not sure if that’s a euphemism or not

Luckily I know just the video that explains it

New bike lanes need special approval if they are going to disrupt cars in any way

He probably also had some copies of The Sims on him

Why is I Did A Thing not wearing his apron?

nono. please do. But make sure to record it

a squirrel

that’s insulting to 14 year olds

These detectors have the same reliability as a coin flip

*two months

Stop putting the nerds from accounting into lockers

When the HL2 documentary came out, someone said “all these gaming news sites will have contant for months” and they were absolutely right

What about pervy Linux?

owo

The population would be too heavy and sink the country

it sure is. brains are weird

as long as you’re not breaking the law or anything like that

unless it’s against the law to be atheist. Then fuck the law (but better be not so vocal about it)

no joke, I have root-phobia. It’s weird.

Seeing plant roots or imagining touching them gives me shudders.

I have no problem with carrots or potatoes, funnily enough (although the latter is turning into phobia territory if they are starting to bud)

My suspicion on how I got it: As a small kid (3 or so years old) I remember having some nightmares about tree roots grabbing me by my feet. Must have wired some things in my brain in a weird way

I love me some long pegging processes

When Worf and Hitler kiss, their beards fit perfectly into each other