I love their shitposting domains.

At least they aparently got rid of their, err,… “”“questionable”“” domains

same. something like 17 years here.

Caught some TV a couple months ago at my moms place, and was horrified about the amount of ad breaks and length. I don’t know how anyone can tolerate this

I mean, if they didn’t do that, everyone would sink their boats to get a free disney cruise!

Time to burn down some forests to save the economy and start a job as a telephone disinfectant

it’s a DIY niple warmer. you just need to braid or crochet it yourself

Plot twist: they are not lying and everything is stored in tar balls

iirc it’s what they did in central park. Don’t create paths and later pave the desire paths that show up

I’ve seen multiple people snap lightning plugs. Never seen a broken USBC plug yet

In Python you just use

import destroy_universe

Get ready for the pronhibition

And all of you who didn’t vote, you voted for it too.

that’s a sad thing that a lot of those people don’t want to accept. If you didn’t vote (for whatever reason you tell yourself), you are saying “whatever happens, it’s fine by me”

Last Week Tonight will have more material than they know what to do with it

You say it like it’s a bad thing

while it took a short hit, it was back up higher again shortly after sadly

ugh. double standards. Doctors in astrophysics are much more accepting than medical ones

sorry, made too much spaghetti yesterday and didn’t know where else to put it

We normally call that disinfecting

don’t forget the bottle of cheap booze

The Taint Brothers

Also he learned to open doors. I have handles instead of knobs and he reaches up and paws at it until the door swings open. It’s adorable but I can’t keep him out of anywhere now.

when we had cats, they learned to jump-grab the handles to open the doors. They even taught the kitties we later got.

At some point we had to install the handles rotated by 90°, so they pointed upwards. That mostly worked. Although one very deperminate cat learned to open them as well