I mean, he is wrong about there not being things in place to protect prisoners, but he’s not wrong that it’s still dangerous and the conditions aren’t great. Guards have killed inmates before with no real consequences.

Yet another crime amusing enough to make me question if we need to get the court involved.

If only. If only self scan was the only way this came up in my life I would be so much happier.

God, this photo. It always makes me think someone attached the wrong size face.

I’ll offer another potential reason why this poor guy is shaved; if he’s got a condition that needs a topical cream or medicated shampoo or similar, then this guarantees the stuff gets right to the skin, where it’s needed. His skin looks fine, but you never can tell with fleas. * tiny rimshot *

She is, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.