I guess I’m nabbed when I’m watering the garden. Husband wakes up a few hours later. Goes to look for me. Can’t find me. Freaks the fuck out, gets my twin up to look for me. Now they’re both freaked out. Husband probably calls the cops. So a few hours at most.

Probably Francis for Francis Bacon because of Calvin and Hobbes names, so Bacon as a nickname to keep it in theme?

We had to give our childhood dog shots for diabetes.

He loved it cause he got pigs ears as a treat afterwards.

“Who wants to be shot???” you’d ask, and he start wiggling in delight.

Started a garden and have stuck with it enough the garden is producing tomatoes (still green currently though)

Some cats are extremely smart and very devious (looking at you, mother’s cat) and some are. Well. I love them. But I’ve met cats that absolutely had nothing going on upstairs, not a single thought in their little brains.

That’s rare though! Most are pretty smart and know how to convince us to do everything for them! And I always will do my best for them.

Horses are such pretty animals! Love seeing them in action!

I gained 3 gb on my phone recently by transferring all them to my desktop and I was unsurprisingly how many photos of the kitties I had

I check in occasionally for inspiration for writing, still very good for that! No idea how the porn is going. I’m assuming fine, I don’t think they actually managed to get rid of a lot of it.

Quite active, actually. Despite the owners trying to kill it by removing porn, it keeps on trucking. Just you, your dashboard, and the never ending urge to curate the feed.

Ahh, Watership Down. Traumatizing as hell.

Me, looking into pressure canning to preserve soup

I’m in danger!!

All cats are little monsters and I fucking love, adore, and cherish every single one! I pick up Ms. Kitten and tell her what a sweet little asshat she is in the baby cat sing song voice and she purrs and purrs because she can’t understand the words but knows my tone is soft and gentle and for baby cats. All cats are baby cats.

They married ages before we were born. I attended my mother’s second marriage. I wasn’t invited to my father’s second marriage because his mistress was and is a fucking asshat.

Sure. But we were just going to use production team to get a general idea of how many people were task writing! More people in general probably means more task writers! It was all very slap dash guessing on our part!

“More than four people in the room for writing tasks” is what we agreed on lmfao. So a very rough guess (he said less than, I said more than)

Taskmaster, as we tried to figure out how big the production team was! I don’t think we figured out precisely, but larger than what my husband thought, just going off of how many editors and producers were listed.

Whenever I vacuum the bedroom down you’d think I changed the floor to possible killer bees the way the kitten gingerly sniffs around the room before realizing it’s fine. She’ll jump out of her skin if you interrupt her sniffing though and then she must start over.

I don’t mind the idea of sleeping in one of these pods, I agree they seem cozy enough if constructed well.

I mind not having space away from other people entirely for at least some of the day. Even a small room that is my own that other people can’t just barge into or the like.

I love dandelion salad! It’s a lovely green!

I’d rather be at the location so I don’t miss the thing, than to have even the possibility of being late.