🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶
🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶
Boys, I think I inhaled nebulized mackerel juice
That’s just like, your oppinion man
Am I the only one who hates this format of punchline first?
Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been / I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans / Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose / Give you a triple-shot of my toots / But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part / When I do one whistle, one jump, and one fart / One whistle / One jump / And one fart
Guillotine.
You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
Your falafel just needs a little gravy…
Mister, would you please help my pony
Front right is phone, front left is wallet. Keys hang on left side belt loop. Vape in left side pocket, knife in right side. I have magnetic sunglasses that I put in the back right pocket when I’m not using them. Back left is for receipts & such.