That works better if you use a guitar, instead of a bat.

It’s when you dress up as Jake to jornk it

I mean, there’s nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex. trying to hold a shit during any sex is still a kinda risky move.

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Lol, no they aren’t.

I hope you brought water purifiers.

I haven’t given up. You don’t fucking know me. I hope you never have to deal with this shit I’m going to have to in the best case scenario.

But of course you won’t. You aren’t one of those pathetic, worthless pieces of shit who had the misfortune of being born trans in America.

I’ll remember how much I deserve it on the way to the concentration camp. Sorry I didn’t singlehandedly turn the fucking country for you.

If you’re an american you deserve what’s coming thanks to your action, or impotence.

Go fuck yourself with this. I don’t fucking deserve the horrors that are like coming for me. My country failed me.

I legit thought the picture was of a hotel room at first

Once you’re dead you’ve got no problems to cope with. Win win!

Others have addressed some of your other points, but

would you mind inventing a new word either for gender-neutral third-person singular pronoun, or one for what “they” mean to foreign English speakers

We actually have that. Xe / Xem / Xyrs. It isn’t very widely used though, and is generally considered a neo pronoun.

Honestly I don’t really expect it to get mainstream use anytime soon, in part because people are already accused to the singular They / Them / Theirs (except for when a nonbinary person asks to be refered to as such).

I’m guessing they’re talking about the War on Drugs.

I’ve always said that about Texas, but Florida fits pretty well too.

They want more teen pregnancies. Teen pregnancies tend to keep the mother poor, and subsequently the child. That keeps them desperate and more likely to be desperate enough to take shitty, low paying jobs, or potentially even doing slave labor in a for profit prison.

It also puts strain on the rest of the family.

I don’t think so, but I really only know about bird law.

The transfems out there definitely shouldn’t do this with their estrogen either. Definitely not.

Remember, slavery in the US was never abolished, just obfuscated.

Honestly, I’m expecting them to just try and pin it on someone just to save face.