Not that I’m not already hard, but yes. 🥵

Because sometime like seven(ish) years ago (I don’t remember exactly), I was hanging out with a totally platonic female friend of mine; and we were already talking (completely matter of fact) about categorically anything sexual, and already asking each other similar questions; and I asked her that, and she said she couldn’t really tell me that offhand because she’d never really thought about it; and I said okay, and then she just never got back to me (about that specifically), even though we’re still friends and we still talk (she probably just forgot I ever asked her that, which is understandable); and even though we’d already talked about other things that are at least as personal before I asked her that, I would still feel somewhat awkward bringing it up again the better part of a decade later, for some reason.

I also feel like it’s somewhat of a normal question.

Especially here.

As a hard (lol) rule that I can’t think of a single exception to: no, definitely not. In your case specifically: hell no, absolutely fucking not in any capacity. It’s easy enough for me to just tell you you’re beautiful. So I will. You’re genuinely fucking beautiful. You look like a real human being because you are one. I’ve seen naked women who are quite literally, inhumanly “perfect” if only because so-called “AI” image generation already exists at that level. If I’d wanted to jerk off to images depicting humanly impossible and ostensibly perfect female bodies, I could’ve done so just as easily because that content is also available on Lemmy. None of it would’ve made me cum nearly as hard as this did, I promise.

The overall shape of your entire body is so fucking hot. 🥵