That’s just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.

WFH, desk job, multiple monitors, remain sitting at the desk after work because fuck outside.

He slipped real hard during his presidential bid. Remember how his VP pick was Sarah Palin, for example.

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The scourge in my grade school was Rubik’s Cubes.

Hey no problem! And I didn’t mean anything by it; my reply could have been read with snark included, and I definitely didn’t intend it. Good on you for taking breaks when you need to. You’re good people, and the world needs more of you.

This presumes that there is demand for Wendy’s.

Get back to killing adult men like god intended.

Because for a criminal proceeding, the accused must appear. Can’t be in two places at once.

The actual government has been railing against the service for being a national security threat. Donald Trump was railing against CHYNA for a moment, before he got a hankering for some of that Xi.

Ellen Pao.

That’s so reddit.

The Republican Convention this year is going to make 1968 Chicago look like a quinceañera.

Edit: Oh god, it’s in Milwaukee. That’s like seceding from the Union and then putting your new capitol city 100 miles from Washington DC.

Our subdivision was built in about 2004. They didn’t put dark fiber in the ground, for some reason. It took about fifteen years for a private company to come in and lay fiber. I had Comcast/Xfinity at the time (I think it was 250Mb, and definitely asynchronous), who had already started sending out their promotions for gigabit internet service, so I called them up to see if I could get that. “That’s only available if you get internet and TV and phone.”

Oh, so you can give me just gigabit internet, but you won’t give me just gigabit internet.

It was another year before the fiber service was lit, I was the first person to get it in my neighborhood, and it is absolutely fantastic.

Sure, but they really should be describing it as 10Gb (gigabit). Even that could easily get confused with 10GB (gigabyte), which would be used for a file size.

Or his daughter Isuzu.

Hey, isn’t that the horse from Horsin’ Around?

Yes, Christianity is an apocalyptic death cult.

This is especially true if a simulated universe is indistinguishable from base reality - so perfect in all its aspects that it is identical.

You can also get into the fact that we do not and can not objectively experience reality, simulated or not. Our experience and perception is based on the senses we have, which are inaccurate, and the brain that interprets the inputs, which makes shit up and is wrong all the time. Yes, we can use tools and measurements to enhance our perception and make it more accurate as far as understanding is concerned, but we actually each live in a universe manufactured by our own mind.