It happens more often than you think.

Don’t you made this promise to your SO?

Yes ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Save water, drink beer!

Quit teaching after she wrote a letter explicitly recommending that I’m no fit for any academic or other higher level of education.

Bitch died before I could show her my degree in mathematics.

But at least her letter lead to the good life I enjoy right now.

Thanks for asking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

After giving a wrong answer, asshole teacher got my sister in front of the whole class and made fun of her for a couple of minutes. My sister came home this day and told parents she’ll never say a word again. Stupid parents did nothing about.

Same asshole tried the same with me later on, but I was more… resilient.

During a school excursion I talked same asshole into grabbing a active electrical fence. This was really great how she squeaked like the stupid pig she was.

Never considered this to happen I have to admit. Always thought it’s more some allergic reaction to food.

What else do you expect eating spoiled food? Am just curious.

I’m really bad with names and faces, but I can distinguish twins. I mean not the twins like “and my twin has a penis” but monozygotic twins.

I don’t claim it to be any kind of a super power, but with my inability to recognize people even after they’ve been at the hairdresser it’s really astonishing.

Also german, I guess any spot to take out videos counts also. So welcome to the “0 point club”.

I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.

Actually, this would make you a cosmetic surgeon…