F*ck you very much for that earworm dude

All lies!

🎶 Everybody 🎶

Now that’s funny

I’ve heard this in Greece as well.

You need to install Force Stop App(NO ROOT) and run it whenever your phone starts to feel sluggish. Helps a lot!

Or stop flushing fucking toilet paper down the toilet.

Ah, there it is.

I hope everyone who doesn’t vote for Biden gets drafted next year.

• Rick Sanchez

For us older folks

Whoosh

But only if you have purple eyes

“- Setting the clock and a timer to record something on your VCR”

You just awakened a sad memory from 30 years ago… I wanted to record a movie I saw in the TV programme magazine but it started after midnight and I should have used the next day’s date :-(

“Just use the keyboard!”

But what about asexual people?

John Cleese said it best:

https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

Thank you for the cool information!

This interaction made me feel like I was reading a comment in Reddit 10 years ago, I’ve missed that, thanks for that as well!

Uber, Uber Eats (similar to Wolt)