Who says we don’t? I wore one out tonight.
They are a fun little tool for hardware hacking and teaching yourself more about what it can do. I bought one last year.
Nobody said you had to eat their taint.
Fuck red states. If people want to deny other people assistance in times of need, I say we do the same to them.
Who hasn’t been waterboarded with their own piss?
I actually have a story involving GirlVinyl. She had my best friend kicked out of DEFCON one year because he showed up and did meet-and-greets with some of the women from the porno he had made and was selling, which was themed around naked women teaching you to hack.
Coming up next on Mythbusters…
You seem like an absolutely charming and fun person to spend time around.