Well, not exactly, that orange cockroach has been scurrying around this whole time.

I’m finally going to medical school!

Harvard Medical. As a cadaver. They’ll return my ashes to my son when the students are finished hacking my fat ass up for science.

A terrible and infuriating time. Brutal year ahead.

I also use a can.

Correct

It’s not.

STFU

Yep, you’re definitely “trash”.

He is 4 sure.

Cute

You have to be more specific.

I like this Jo Jo… She’s from my home town.

Iggy… fun and certainly rolls right into a hyphenated name.

eg: Iggy Sampson Poindexter-McDuff