And my axe!
MeatPilot
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Cake day: July 7th, 2023
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22·14 hours agoI turn off my lights when I’m not in a room and don’t own a server farm. #doingmypart🌳
Gay lust
15·5 days agoSummary: Houses expensive, mortgage rates suck. People no move, maybe this problem? Darn people not moving!
I guess I’m the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving. Been a real problem for me though because I do want to change my job and really want to go to another state if I do.
Not feasible to do so because I live in such a low cost state. There is a huge financial gap now to overcome. It’s depressing because I’ll probably be stuck for years waiting this out.
They probably don’t want to end up with people who say weird stuff like this?
4·5 days agoLove some Terry Pratchett
I can’t eat both
60·6 days agoOof my heart.
All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks
With long “A” sounds like:
“AhhVahh”
Please owner, I seek death. Release me from my torment and… Oh fuck is that the wind? barks uncontrollably
Brewing beer and baseline jumping off building’s as your bros cheer you on. Apparently friar’s where the precursors to frat bros.
12·7 days agoThe Nelson’s are about to find out…
That their son used an entire bottle of Elmer’s glue and now sleeps face down to keep that mohawk standing up. They’ll spend time understanding his interests because they love him very much.
Gotta lick the wrapper after you slide them off.
4·7 days agoGoogly eyes on a puppet.
Hard truth for folks to understand is people actually fuck because it’s fun and a healthy part of a relationship.
This is what happens when you have no alternatives left to manage accidents and don’t want to live like a nun or monk.
I moved into a dated house that came with dated kitchen appliances 70/80s. I’ve updated the floors under, the water line and gas line to them. Mostly everything around them. I’ve still kept the appliances. Still work great.
I’ll keep my money and the fridge that still does what new fridge does, keeps shit cold. And the stove that does what a new stove dies, make shit hot.