pretty sure the rest of the world is having a good laugh
pretty sure the rest of the world is having a good laugh
the (vegetable) crisper compartment
oh I’ve seen that one. one night in Paris, right?
they gave you AutoTune?
that’s why they swim so smooth in the ocean.
that or a few million years of evolution
anders hadden we ze wel GeKoLoNiSeErD!
wat is dit nou weer voor onzin?
it’s one of the more friendly capitols in europe
don’t get drunk and fall in the canal and drown when you’re trying to take a piss
because they don’t know how to pronounce Schiphol and therefore are probably lost and too touristy to ask for directions
y’all are missing out on the kapsalon
love me some rage
it’s a well known fact.
go ahead and type the words Tiananmen Square without fear of reprisal.
and add Winnie the Pooh for good measure
you mean disappeared right?
are you old enough to remember tank man?
and africa with that whole silk road thing
is that the Wuhan stem?
Squidward and Picard… goats of the Lemmyverse!
we bow down before thee
are those the zip off kind?
I’m more for throwing tomatoes at ppl stuck with their arms and head in one of those thingies