That would drive them absolutely batshit insane

Oooh. I loved her in Chasing Amy.

Oh god. I’m gonna need more storage

The Beatles suck.
The Eagles are not as amazing as everyone thinks.

Look, I don’t like the guy, but the article says he played until his Wifi cut out. I didn’t see where he actually rage quit.

I don’t think more people is the answer. We’re cancer on this planet.

So you believe that every person on the planet should be a parent? Is 7 billion people not enough for you?

Good stuff. Thanks.

Is that weird al?

Thanks a lot for taking the time to explain. He sounds like a great guy. I’ll check him out.

It’s clear I’m in the minority as I don’t have any idea who that Counting Crows lookin’ motherfucker is.

Rude? Who’s ditching who? You ain’t that hot.

There ya go.

POV when I “went to the bathroom” and left your ugly ass with the check.

What does Hagrid have to do with it?

Reprehensible

Fair enough. I’ll strap in.

Please try to have just a little bit of compassion for us. We’re not all like this