And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.

She will show no meowrcy!

They’ll pull an OpenAI

Seggs

Maybe they a word

I like the premise of the joke but it’s confusing sex with gender. 😅

Thank you for uploading the full rez. Gimme gimme! <3

Nah, those are and will always be free–if you’re lucky. 😼😹 Grab 'em while you can (without bite marks).

Avocados for your avocado toast. Smh.

I think they meant to say modern American, no?

“What’s your secret to a long life?”

“Ignore death:”

No worries! Thanks for editing :)

To be honest, I’m basing this on screenshots of Musk’s private conversations as reported by Gizmodo.

I distinctly remember this bit:

March 24, 2022
TJ [affiliation unclear] [Edit, October 4: We now know TJ is Musk’s ex-wife Talulah Jane Riley]:
Can you buy Twitter and then delete it, please!? xx
America is going INSANE.
The Babylon Bee got suspension is crazy. Raiyah and I were talking about it today. It was a fucking joke. Why has everyone become so puritanical?
Or can you buy Twitter and make it radically free-speech?
So much stupidity comes from Twitter xx
Elon Musk:
Maybe buy it and change it to properly support free speech xx

Same. America, I loved you, but it’s not me, it’s you.

And as a Latino, I don’t know what part of that spells Latino, but here we are with the fucking voter base.

What language is this? (Thanks for including a translation)

I hope Trump turns out to be the best president in history. Prove me wrong, conservatives. I want to hear how it’s going by the fourth year.

While I mostly agree, but let’s not underestimate Chinese education and the culture built around overachieving.

My money is on NASA 100%.

I hope for an artery to clog while he forms his signature little O mouth together with accordion hands, and eyes-crossed falls over mouth frothing to be never seen again. The end.