I was sure this would be an Onion article. Jesus.

The only thing black in this gif is the socks that guy is wearing.

What’s the second B supposed to stand for again?

I wish the main cast of Valerian and Passengers were switched.

The website for the Heaven’s Gate suicide cult is still up, 27 years after they all killed themselves.

https://www.heavensgate.com/

Yeah, but tailgating a Tesla just hits different

They also don’t make any adjustment for fault. Tailgating a Tesla is just a bad idea, they brake insanely fast.

They also censor the word “bitch”. Not a good look.