Well, I listened to half of his argument…

“Did you follow the directions for measurments?”

Who does that when making coffee?

Also who talks like that?

The cocaine is there if you read between the lines.

I was about to complain that she can’t turn me gay. I withdraw my objection.

It means “thanks a lot”.

Both. Both is good.

Get the fuck outta my head

Pikachu Face

Surprised Pikachu Face

OrgunDonor.

Because they’re ALL cute.

But it gave me lemon-lime!

Sorry to hear about your small head.

I disagree. You need to stop getting off to the internet.

Less are.

…it will play out that they will work the disbaled to death in fields while a third of US population cheers and we all know it.

Move 100m in the opposite direction.

Nothing escapes you, does it?

Pot calling the kettle red

The name didn’t ring a bell, so I googled it and…

Abraham Zapruder was a Ukrainian-born American clothing manufacturer who filmed the assassination of President Kennedy in 1963.

Ooooh, that fits extremely well. Nice!

I wanted to say that surely nobody is complaining about desire paths and then I scrolled just a little bit… yikes!