According to that definition, my cat is a cryptid.
According to that definition, my cat is a cryptid.
Call Microsoft about a bug and tell me how well their support works for you.
Pretty well, actually.
Do you want cats on your desk? Cause that’s how you get cats on your desk.
To be fair, there wouldn’t be a difference between driving with eclipse glasses and driving with your eyes closed.
I fixed a boot issue from the grub command line for the first time.
What the fuck is “fruit essence”?
The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.
“Today should be a day of celebration for supporters of democracy and human rights worldwide, as Gazans break out of their open-air prison and Hamas fighters cross into their colonisers’ territory. The struggle for freedom is rarely bloodless and we shouldn’t apologise for it.”
– Rivkah Brown, commissioning editor at Novara Media, on the morning of the 2023 Hamas-led attack on Israel
If Christians could agree with each other about what’s in the bible, history would be a lot more boring.
Can I take the 20 dollars three times?
In Lom Stave Church, a Norwegian church from the 12th century, there are Nordic runes carved into the wooden wall, right below the ceiling.
They read:
“I was here, all the way up in the corner.”
https://www.worldhistory.org/image/12785/runes-in-the-lom-stave-church/
Easy solution:
“Hi, have you met Elaine? We fuck.”
My guess is, when they get negative feedback they throw a bit more computing power into your instance for the second reply.
“If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH’, the paint wouldn’t even have time to dry.”
– Terry Pratchett, in The Thief of Time
The Christian explanation for this is that god doesn’t do evil, people do.
And god created people with free will to do evil. If he made people stop doing evil deeds, they would be his puppets, not free-willed humans. So he has the power to end all evil but chooses not to.
Now as for why god allows natural disasters, diseases and other tragedies to befall his creation – again, that’s just the consequence of our actions, cause a woman gave an apple to her man in the past.
A container ship like that weighs more than the bridge tower it hit.
Baltimore Truthers, already?
Because Windows 10 Support runs out next year.
This, but unironically.