If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

I like it when they get real broad with it and picking up a single gun sounds more like clattering multiple guns together.

Sounds fun to me. If it was actually pronounced like that I’d like him more.

Pray tell- what is so sexy about The Diary of Anne Frank or Maus?

Seriously was my first thought. Tarantulas don’t do well with short falls.

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

But how do you deal with the horrors of all that communism?

Is it not a terrifying wasteland with less… consumer goods? I would die without my Kit Kat flavored Trix cereal.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

~fuck you, Skippy~

It’s actually illegal to eat a hot dog that is not a Koegel in Michigan.

Ah, the Fox “News” defense. Unfortunately, a lot of the people who listen to him have long since “gone full fucking stupid”.

Moving is what got you.

The boy with psychic powers (of whom we are all very fond) that rules Canada is the source of immortality. You’ve moved from his sphere of influence.

Lord, I had a cheap PA system for band practice with a blue power LED that felt like it was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

So I put some duct tape on it.

Then it felt like the light from under the duct was gonna bore a hole through my eyes.

That’s a pretty optimistic future considering current Detroit.

That’s like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once “mobilized”.

All that performance enhancing Geritol.

I don’t think you’re considering the demographic.

as usual everyone having guns isn’t like makeing the place more safe.

If anything it’s more like injecting an unknown number of dangerous wildcards into an already dangerous situation.

Genuine question, how accurate are Tazers? If the partner was in a headlock, was there any risk of tazering the wrong person while the gum was more accurate?

Speaking independently of the story- Not very by comparison to firearms. Something like 50% less accurate. There’s also the issue that tasers will not always incapacitate someone. That’s a gamble if someone has a weapon and the range to use it.

Part of the rationale in using a firearm is the need to body someone before they can use a weapon where non lethal methods are just not as effective.

Of course, when you investigate yourself you will always find that you used your firearm in the appropriate situational context.