All I can think about is how disgusting their feet would be. For me shoes are a berrier between all the dog piss/shit, and other grime and filth and are to be removed at my front door. No way I’d let these animals walk into home with those nasty feet.

Don’t forget that belt that never gets washed!

https://cmmg.com/pistol-banshee-mk47-7-62x39mm-8-pistol-tube

Would do the trick.