And on the first day multivac said LET THERE BE TRAINS

I BEAT MEDICARE

I’m in my forties. I was good back back in the before times. I’m not that good now. I want everyone around me to be just kind of stumbling Old morons too please

Sometimes the world has Sparks of happiness

This is basically the plot of Crash

This may be the coolest fucking thing ever

I want a PVP game I only play against other old people

We don’t want another fucking Tony Blair

Now I want pizza: (

After crying a little

It does look way more like him

Can things stop. I just… Want things to stop now.

He’s just mad he has Diabeetus

Dude on the right is Jim Carry if he was a dwarf

I use DHL

Of course bb ❣️

And all of them are fuckable

Yo momma

Love it

They lost the single brain cell they share that’s why they crashed