Instead of making one big mess, you make multiple smaller messes and stuff them into objects.
I think this question generates so much hate because it makes the privacy-concerned audience realize there is actually little hope for privacy in our society in its current state.
Put like this sounds pretty lame yes.
I prefer the Gom Jabbar but the Shopping Cart seems like a viable alternative.
Teeth is the one thing health insurance companies don’t really cover here in Germany. But I generally agree with the premise of the joke.