Not voting is equivalent to sticking a fork up your ass & expecting it not to hurt…
Not voting is equivalent to sticking a fork up your ass & expecting it not to hurt…
His face really is stuck perfectly between “I’m not poopin’” & “I’m the master race I’m the master race I’m the master race….”
He looks like the type of person who really is offended by what’s going on in YOUR bedroom…
Does Lemmy autogenerate the headline when a link is posted? Like Reddit did?
If so, I don’t begrudge OP quite as much…
Maybe the device led to a lack of thumbs?
Who will roll you down the stairs
Confiscate your wares
May even shoot your dog
I mean… a kid would probably do the same, given the chance, right?
I’m going with For, definitely a point For bears.
Schrödinger’s Thread - there’s an equal chance you’re either a child or a bear until proven otherwise.
They also shit in the woods & wipe their asses with bunny rabbits.
DON’T BELIEVE THE CHARMIN PROPAGANDA
Rumpus Room? High, out of the way, windows, so the kids can go ham without breaking them?
I dunno if you’re talking about the Simpsons, but in season 14, the episode about Rock Camp, Homer eats a pill off the cabin floor & talks to Jesus over in the corner.
“Coming this fall… wacky hi-jinx ensue as two men enlist the help of a fish to convince their bigoted neighborhood they’re not gay!!
Will the neighbors abandon their hurtful ignorance or will you be forced watch a man copulate with a fish purely for the sake of survival?
Find out Thursday evenings, coming this fall to the Hallmark Channel!”
Possum in the Graveyard… is that one where we stuck a possum in Ricky’s dishwasher & fed it nothing but circus peanuts til Ricky got back from jail?
That damn thing cut him up so bad 🤣 I’m a little sorry he lost an eye, but that was funny as hell.
Thanks! Was trying to get it to load off WiFi & it kept stalling on the credits after the logo so I never could see what movie it was.
Itch scratched.
Is that the entirety of a twilight movie?
Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind – that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution – but from annihilation.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!
“No, you’re not wrong… You’re not wrong Walter… you’re just an asshole… you piece of shit.”
It took me a minute to realize the monkey was pulling the gun out of the shirt, I thought he was aiming it at himself at first.
…and your point is?
No one here appears to be advocating violence, just that dude looks like a bit like Hitler & is spouting off awful advice.
Fucking vote folks, it’s the only response you have left.