I always wondered how long it would take for the worst parts of Black Mirror to really take hold in society. Didn’t think it was this soon.

Depending on your skin color, the predators are more like parasites. End result is the same, one just gets there faster.

This entire administration is unqualified. The list is as long as the list of Trump’s lies. We’ve got multiple TV show hosts in high-ranking positions, a worm running a human suit, Kash is a kiss-up writing numerous children’s books about him and Trump fighting Hillary Clinton or finding the “mules” responsible for “fake” votes, people that think shooting their animals for being untrained is worthy of praise as a tough decision, lawyers who are so bad at their job that judges have issued fines for wasting the court’s time. I could go on, but those are just some of the ones off the top of my head.

Hey, I liked Sonic Shuffle. It never put a hole in my hand, unlike another party game put on by an Italian plumber.

“Literally” no longer means just “literally”, but also “figuratively”. Otherwise known as the opposite of the original definition.

I hear boiled bark is “edible”. Just make sure you get all the paint off first

My little one made me a Keychain for Father’s Day one year. I still have that in the see through compartment of my work bag. I see it every day I go to work. Cherish every little gift.

Why stop there? It’s actually really easy to get capsaicin from peppers, or you can buy the pure stuff online. Mix it in some alcohol and find a pressurized sprayer and you have a spray stronger than any commercially available one. It’ll make most every animal think more than twice about approaching you every again, if it can pull its mind away from writhing in pain, that is.

Sits on small children

That is a warning. They’ll lose their legs.

I want to buy a little tabletop meat slicer for the very reason. Wife bought a dehydrator because she wanted fruit leather (although I almost never get “leather”, instead becoming “chips”). I want homemade jerky.

Credit goes to Alzward and his RedGreenBlue series. Highly recommend. Shame he doesn’t draw much anymore. Always related to his stuff. He streams now, however.

Wasn’t it also written something like a year ago, too?

What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

Beauty is in the eye. Just the eye.

https://www.publicsquare.com/

You can use this site to identify businesses that are 100% MAGA. It was made to help MAGA know where to shop, but it can tell rational people where not to shop.

What about when your camera decides there’s a face in the darkness?

I figured something was up when it mentions the full product name like that.

Well now I need to know this product, too

If it was just him, it wouldn’t be that bad. Kinda like Bush Jr. The problem is that he surrounds himself with yes-men. I’m sure you’ve seen meetings with him and his orbit. He says something, stupid as hell, and his cult claps, stands, cheers and/or laughs like it’s worthy of a Nobel. It’s seriously deranged behavior. It’s a cult. Except he’s just grandpa sundowner everyone agrees with to get in his good graces, or a child spouting nonsense while the parents just go “that’s nice dear” absent-mindedly. He’s so easy to fluff.