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  • My BIL is literally twice my weight,if not more; and has several inches of height on me.

    Severity can be promoted by need. For example, his drunk ass wanted to get off the couch to threaten his sister (my wife). I introduced him to the floor, rapidly.

    Speed and skill can overcome size. That being said, I’ve always been on the smaller side of stature and weight, and a hit from someone twice your size hurts when they connect. Period.







  • Yep, got out of school right in time for a recession.

    Changed paths, got certified as a pharmacy tech. You can work for a year without being certified as a pharmacy tech, so I was applying before I ever had my piece of paper. I didn’t receive my first call about any of those applications until 2012.

    I never found work in that field, and left my home state for seasonal work. I later came back home and crashed into a two year depression. Like, clinical emergency intervention depression. Not sleeping, not eating, not bathing, all that shit.

    This time Trump is at the helm. I have no hope. I have no faith in the country I was born in to do the right thing. I assume the military oath all service members take will be forgotten under a banner dripping the blood of “undesirables”, and chants of MAGA.

    Makes me fucking sick.



  • Death certificate works too. Sort of a final medical certificate, lol.

    No, I’m not calling for violence. He’s old, his mind is failing him (tertiary syphilis should really be considered) , and he has a steady diet of garbage topped off with diet coke, plus whatever drugs he can get his hands on.

    The man is not long for the world, we’ll just see if he croaks before or after his term is up. If before, we get Vance… so not great. If after, we really may get to test the military oath to constitution if he doesn’t want to leave his position peacefully. Sadly, Vegas odds are not looking good for the average citizen.




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    2 months ago

    My wife’s is a chip dip that involves Kraft Roka Blue, and cream cheese. I think there’s a meaty element involved, like chicken broth too?

    I dunno, that shit is delicious. Roka Blue seemed to be hard to find, but was available around Christmas so we’d always stock up.

    My dish would be the bacon explosion.

    https://www.bbqaddicts.com/recipes/pork/bacon-explosion/

    There is a basic run down on it.

    I have also substituted ground beef and added cheddar cheese in the past.

    Its a greasy delicious mess.

    Also, if you eat it the night before a cholesterol test, it will fuck up your levels lol.


  • Ah yes, the leather daddy BDSM iconic gay “look” that these totally hetero men who go on long trips together to scenic areas without women, and with vibrations the whole way to excite the twig and berries, and a nice massage to relax the rear end.

    Bigger stretch than professional wrestling, but not much.

    God fearing, homosexual hating trailer park kids don’t realize that watching two oiled up men in spandex is… well, pretty fucking gay. Not meant to be disparaging, I just mean the only things missing are penetration and a money shot.