I hate the double standards

On a true crime video: “This PDF-File game ended himself after he was caught SAing this individual… Sorry Youtube forces me to talk like that or I might get demonetized” Flagged for discussing Suicide

On PragerU: “The Transgender Agenda is full of rapists and freaks who will sexually assault your children, they are pedophiles who must be dealt with via final solution!” Completely fucking acceptable!

These idiots have made a mistake, the pendulum always swings back and most Americans didn’t vote for Trump.

I hope they don’t expect to be welcomed back with open arms once it does.

Ah someone else beat me to the Red Dwarf reference

Betray your friends and family, fabulous prizes to be won…

This is sadly not news, the feud between the LGBT and Chic-Fil-A is pretty long

It goes like this

-2011-

Chic-Fil-A: Our money goes to Christian charities

LGBT: Well that’s fine, you are the Jesus Chicken place, pass me some waffle fries my man

Chic-Fil-A: Sure, that’ll be a dollar, a dollar that prevents gays from getting married

LGBT: Wait, I thought you said charities

Chic-Fil-A: We lied

-2015-

Chic-Fil-A: Okay Gay Marriage is legal and Caitlyn Jenner + Lavrene Cox seem to be getting the ball rolling on trans rights. I guess we have no choice but to abandon “Traditional Marriage” and other such causes and just stick to charity work…

Caitlyn Jenner: I’m the worst human being alive, I hate all other transpeople, the only moral transition is my transition, and I am literally guilty of vehicular homicide but am too rich to be charged with it!

Chic-Fil-A: Okay just Lavrene Cox then… So you hungry my rainbow friend?

LGBT: Oh thank God, I can finally have a decent chicken sandwich, God what is your secret?

Chic-Fil-A: Why the lies we tell about what we fund go into every mouth-watering bite of our Homophobic Chicken!

LGBT: What?

Chic-Fil-A: Shit, did I say that out loud? Fuck, okay you got us, we’re still funding Anti-LGBT causes we’re just trying to be quieter about it, also we don’t think abortion should be legal and are lobbying to have that banned to.

LGBT: WHAT!?! I’M PROTESTING YOU SO HARD!

Left-Leaning Americans: And we’ll help!

Fox News: Chic-Fil-A, which is not homophobic at all, is being protested because Democrats are mad that a store is closed on Sundays because they hate the bible! No really, this is a spin we actually went with to demonize our political enemies!

Right-Leaning Americans: I believe that whole-heartedly because I have no ability to question any information that sounds like it’s even remotely true unless it comes from a Democrat. I always knew that gays hated Jesus and will now give all my money to Chic-Fil-A.

-2025-

Chic-Fil-A: So uhh now that we’re all being mask off, can I interest in you a lemonade, you must be very thirsty after playing in girl’s sports you filthy degenerate.

LGBT: Oh fuck off, you know damn well we don’t and that you don’t care about women’s sports anyway, how are you still in business?

Chic-Fil-A: Actually we’re making record profits because of those guys

LGBT: What guys?

Left-Leaning Americans: We know it’s homophobic, but we’re addicted to fast food and it tastes just so fucking good. Your suffering is no reason for me to be slightly inconveinced, even though everyone from McDonalds to KFC has a chicken sandwich just like theirs…

Right-Leaning Americans: MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! GOTTA PWN THE LIBS! WHITE LIVES MATTER! I’M ORDERING EXTRA SANDWICHES JUST TO SPITE THE DISGUSTING FREAKS… cut off by the munching of fries WHO… slurping coke ARE COMING FOR OUR KIDS!

LGBT: Okay yeah that sadly tracks…

And that’s basically the whole story

Cogent arguments?

Sonic Boom predicted it with Meh Burger

As long as Chic Fil A is at the throats of LGBT people, no the fuck it aint.

This nibbler eating beans.

This, I find it weird that I keep getting people saying “YOU CAN’T MOCK BARRON HE’S JUST A CHILD!”

He was a child 8 years ago, people age.

(I will admit, even I forget this from time to time… Like when I saw Ant MAn 3 and was like “Wait, why’s the cute little girl who basically sold these movies by being best character now a generic angsty teen… oh… right… live action, the actress aged… and there’s been a time skip… and a tonal shift… right”

Yes, and I’m glad that it is.

record skip, everyone stares at HawlSera awkwardly, guns are cocked and pointed at her

Because when you tell a people that a piece of media is too evil and vile to ever be looked at, that only makes them wanna read it more. I guruan-fucking-tee more people have read 1984 now that they’re not allowed to!

I am definitely against the existence of the world’s only Ethnostate, especially when it siphons money from America’s Healthcare Programs and uses them to kill Palestinian children for being the wrong color.

In 2016 they tired to say drinking milk was racist, now they’re saying being a Nazi is completely fine.

The ADL is a joke, but I aint laughin’.

Eyup, I imagine they’ll try to rewrite history to make Ernst Rohm into a gay Nazi folk hero who was kind enough to not be “too gay”

The ADL: McDonalds Mascots and Cartoon Frogs are racist, just like drinking milk and the “Okay” gesture!

Also The ADL: The Hitler Salute is cool and has never been a problem. If you have a problem with it, why are you trying to divide this country?

It’s time to stop listening to the ADL, they refuse to be taken seriously.

25th Amendment

I’m into weird TF porn, so now I’m thinking about being turned into a woman/couch hybrid, it’s kinda hot ngl.

They do not fucking care. They will use this the exact same way that they would have used it if it was worded correctly.

The reason why this is good news is that the more bizarrely worded the order, the easier it is to get it throw out in court, America even now runs on the WORD of the law, not the intent.

I feel like an invulnerable Goddess, in my sleep Trump tried to turn me into a man. I went Ultra Instinct and slapped that shit without waking up, and when I finally do get up I find that the whole country is one giant lesbian slumber party.

This shit aint nothing to me ma’am, Madame President could suck my gock if I wasn’t post-op.

I need some eggs man, it’s a chicken’s period, guilt-free protein right there.