We can do better though.

Strong [email protected] energy.

In twenty oh one.

So I skip twenty oh oh (twenty hundred?) in favor of the year two thousand

Ooh, do Trump next!

I mean the drones are apparently designated as “parody” so either should work

lol “protocol”. They haven’t respected protocol for 20+ years

Pretty sure it has nothing to do with a “pregnant person” and is just a straight-up open rape threat.

They should also mention that most everything he says is a lie.

Try [email protected] and [email protected]

Immigration isn’t real?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Country_for_Old_Men

That makes it worse! Clearly they did not get it right the first time around, or there wouldn’t be any reason to tweak and replace it all constantly.

Ah yes. Perfection:

Or maybe:

No? maybe this.

Edit I missed windows XP

No shakeups at all, it’s like a rock.

Perfectly reliable and unchanged from the beginning.

Edit since folks choose to distinguish “Settings” from “Control Panel” as if that doesn’t make the point even stronger. I’ll admit that it’s been pretty consistent since Windows 7. Still very different than the first iteration.

You can but it bothers me that it exists, shitting on everything.

Well, this changes things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Probably because trying to fight the bullshit ends up costing more in the long run.

Well ya can but you’re taking some risks if you do. Your soap dispenser might not work worth a shit if you haven’t tested it.

So … if I tag [email protected] I should be able to see it?

Edit: nope. Unless I have the syntax wrong somehow.

tends to be extremely hostile to any sort of monitization

This is a good thing, seeing as how monetization has ruined other things, the web and newspapers in particular.

Authoritarian communists, especially those not native to such a state.

Currently it’s mainly the folks who believe China in particular can do no wrong. Historically it refers to supporters of the USSR in Britain

Specifically, it was used to distinguish [CPGB] party members who spoke out in defense of the Soviet use of tanks to suppress the Hungarian Revolution of 1956and the 1968 Prague Spring, or who more broadly adhered to pro-Soviet positions.

More recently it’s applied online especially to people who are knee-jerk anti-capitalist or anti-US, “if the US/‘west’/capitalism is wrong then anyone who opposes them must be right”

More generally, a tankie is someone who tends to support “militant opposition to capitalism”, and a more modern online variation, which means “something like ‘a self-proclaimed communist who indulges in conspiracy theories and whose rhetoric is largely performative.’”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie