I call this the “don’t speak ill of yeen”-verse

Oh God it’s spreading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWl7tDGUPA

color blue

Did you just say fucking Vivek

* - Some individuals seem to be… incompatible.

Works better for cheaper, anyway.*

Aiming.

Well, funny thing–I was once late for a job because my alarm didn’t go off. Guess why? Yep, auto reboot. There was even a notification saying the alarm didn’t go off. Very odd behaviour, but that’s what happened.

The only solution would be to simply turn the setting off at night, or have developers add an automatic scheduling option. Of course, you can just set the timer to be longer than your sleep schedule as well, but then you miss out on security.

Yes. Alternatively, you can just… power it off.

CalyxOS and GrapheneOS have this as a feature.

Mull. Available on F-Droid. Make sure to turn on permanent private browsing and clearing data upon quit, if that’s what you want.

Three tabs is such a mood

I want you to guess how fucking angry I am.

Get an American to do something? My fat arse. Good luck with that, y’all–I tried it.

Indeed, a prophecy fulfilled–Maelstrom. An soon-to-be hypercane, and extinction event. It will eliminate most, if not all life on Earth, due to climate change inaction. Or, abortions. It depends on whether you’re a failed one or not.

My congratulations, America. Bask in your victory, oblivious to the true damnation you have caused. May humanity peacefully protest against the now-inevitable cataclysm you have brought upon yourselves.

Wretches.

Nah, that sounds scary.

Yeah

Gonna put on MSNBC 24/7 instead. Ah, someone already did that for me!

Real…