GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which is the best part of winter: the sun setting at 5pm every day, or it literally hurting when you go outside?
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1 year agoI get an excuse to stay indoors.
Touch grass? Can’t, its under 3ft of snow!
Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.