While reading the question I thought: “That’s not how Watts work”, but then this “answer” hit…

Cat by C418 is literally the only piece in the list I recognize.

Why does it say “Texas” on it 6 times?

That’s GDPR coming through.

Where are these circles coming from!?

That commonwealth is called the EU today and, along with NATO, is the reason why these countries are in a comparitively safer position. It would be much riskier for Russia to invade there.

I use Colemak where most punctuation is at the same place as in the US English layout, which programming languages seem to be optimized toward. For the layout I prefer ISO for the larger Enter key.

Rust:

Cannot move princess out of castle which is behind a shared reference

Governments trying to ban end-to-end encryption be like:

I want to make a joke about how terrible the name is with just throwing in an ‘a’, but I don’t think it would be right since I’m using Fira Code.

I love how the comic doesn’t indicate who’s talking, but it is totally obvious which one of them gives directions that make no fucking sense.