You know, of all the things of this post, it’s the Roku remote that really confuses me. Was he holding it when he answered the door? Was it in his pocket and he took it out when was looking for phone to make the Tweet?
I knew I made it when I could afford UHU instead of having to use Clag
Doesn’t count unless it’s on a Volkswagon, otherwise they’re just pretending
It’s so weird when you actually meet a good recruiter
For the longest time the slogon was “It’s hard to have a Gaytime on your own.” https://youtu.be/YshX_hzAXow
I heard “I think it’s a microcosm of a more serious thing” in Ron Howard’s voice
Always room for hagelslag
If this would have surprised no one they wouldn’t have done it and just ate the cost of office spaec. No, there’s people out there who still think company loyalty is a thing and that fostering a “company culture” is actually viable.
I feel like their marketing needs a rewrite, everyone vaguely knew the LHC was to identify the Higgs Boson, what’s this one for, gravitons?
“One More Lane Bro is the only option, I checked, and it should be subsidised by NYT who make too much money.” - Robert Moses
Just look at how tame his clocks have become, hell be just on a pocket watch soon
“But I did not do anything, because I am not a journalist, and neither are they, really, and the thing they wear on their head is really dumb, unlike the thing we wear on our heads.”
Oh to play Ursula and getting to use the phrase “As per the contract you signed” in an email to your boss.
That time that America tried corruption in public
Oh God do I even want to know what they’ve trained for their AI image generator? Will it ironically be the only one that can show mixed race couples?
I don’t know why anyone fantasies about polyamory it takes my partner and I long enough to choose something to watch
I also hope we move away from coal, but if environmentalists are hell bent on getting a bunch of Dell monitors and a few keyboards in a museum hit me up.
I love the “view source” commentary and the fact that you can grab the ogg oir mp3’s there.
The best bit will be when these loyalists will be sent to the work camps anyway because the great leader’s Cialis didn’t work that morning.