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If she’s a cop she supports the fascists. Yes. Goodbye.

It was pure abstinence only. Our teachers were only allowed to tell us not to have sex, and that was pretty much it. Never even saw a diagram of a vagina or a penis.

Absolutely. I don’t have a type, but definitely find myself attractive.

You can get pretty fast at spatchcocking a chicken and getting it ready to roast.

My favorite is a lemon pepper chicken over mushroom risotto. Feels fancy, doesn’t break the bank, is easy to pull together, and doesn’t leave many dishes.

Are you in the northern hemisphere? The sun is rising earlier and earlier.

Facists die. That’s the way the world has always gotten better.