Yeet-the-baby-tron™

This brand new tech saves lives!!
Upon detecting a small humanoid within the car after it has been locked the system automatically opens the sunroof & violently yeets the human at least 100m in a random direction to maximised it’s chances of getting some shade.

We are just getting old and our backs hurt too much, ok?

Its often the little things like this that make it clear for me who is indeed a moron.
Like oh, omg, that explains so much about that person.
That poor thing.

Now, I def need to not equate that with ‘capabilities’ of someone, even morons can brute-force achieve things I could never. They do it despite the handicap and I respect that.

Dont want to discuss problems or brainstorm when them but respect nonetheless (them and their work).

Most of us are in fact not what it’s commonly considered neurotypical (I beehive they are a smol but just the most vocal group). And just like with folk on introverts/depressed/ADHD/autism/etc spectrum it’s best to recognise, acknowledge, respect, and adapt to that (ie work and communicate a bit differently with each one of us, it doesn’t take all that much, and the learning curve is just so unbelievably good at the start).

Yes, this is exactly it.

Is we just invented bottle caps for the fist time ever these exact same peeps would complain about it.

Normally/averagely abled people - how is any configuration of the cap an issue?

To even think about it takes more energy than any obvious solution (like holding the bonded cap whilst drinking or not ripping it off the seal ring in the non-bonded versions).

Is it just because we are old and any change is annoying af?

I like the top panel bcs it allows for proper play time, not some baby bs. Kinda like cats vs cats play.

Never needed to clip any cats claws so I can’t sympathise entirely, but I doubt I would have forced the issue if kitties were too against it (especially if the second time they would still be against it).

According to Datang Group, the power station can be charged and discharged more than 300 times a year.

Well, nice, but “more than 300 times a year” is definitely a weird goal to define or a weird metric to brag about, right?

I mean, what in it’s desig could be so critical that they wouldn’t just say ‘once daily’ or something.

Does it require maintenance days when no cells are operational?

Are you required to use a special character in your, em, I wanna say 'gay male sexuality alphabet’ (?)?
For security reasons??

Bcs like, dont tell me underscore male doesn’t exist. Or pound males. Or question mark males. Or drop table males.

Colliding hardons at 14TeV, for science.

Yes.
Still s shame they didn’t pick a kinker name.

• “oh, that’s great, what software do you work in?”
• “I use Tentakke, it’s fully open source, it’s great!”

Yeah, depressing as fuck that we still think economy is profit. And seemingly afraid to redefine it. To redefine our goals. Its time for a new “-ism”

Well, it’s only on open source projects where this would be possible.

So just to be on the safe side we should have both human and machine slaves and as little task automation as possible, bcs for most intents and purposes the task given to someone else is now automated “to you”.

(Just joking, good post!)

Yes, I take this more seriously than my job.

Only if they confirm it can experience consciousness and tremendous amounts of pain will they deploy them on a large scale industrial 24/day meaningless jobs.
The system demands blood.

Go suck dick in the library to keep the empire from crumbling.
Go now!

True, I was the mutated crocodile waiting in line for coffee.

I mean, update if there is a major new function you would like (or a bug that bugs you).

Its not like it needs security updates.

Also, hmm, never even connected mine to any wifi.

OnionOS ftw!!

Absolutely recommend: github/Onion

Yes, this is not getting shut down, nor should it.

Tho there are more comprehensive collections found online, with proper names (for Miyoo), art, and micro adjustments to their emulators for better performance/look.