Punchline in Brazil!!

7 feels like he’s screaming throughout all timelines at once, so yeah. Him.

I can’t even read quotes from this pompous rambling fuck without getting too angry and giving up after a couple words.

Guys, I think I can clear this up. I went to public school, so I know that the clitoris is where you pee from and the vagina is where babies grow. I hope that helps!

My age totally did gone!

The robot will go around the office and production floors to check for any irregularities in the manufacture and design processes like a processor core overheating during testing or Andy going to the bathroom more than the average for his age, weight, and eating habits. Andy is going to get laid off next round because Chip the Robonarc is always watching.

I had a music teacher in the 90s once have a breakdown and scream, “I don’t want to hear shit, fuck, or blowjob one more time” and then run out of the room. The kids are okay.

It’s AI slop AND the water didn’t turn to wine?! I’m going home.

It was literally the point of them: massive corporations taking equity away from local communities.

I couldn’t agree more! South Park is funnier with the beeps for a very good reason. Creatively stepping around saying offensive things is usually way funnier and more interesting.

Biblically accurate fuck boi.

I’d look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!

The algorithm wouldn’t lie to you.

I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn’t American enough and the cable at the hotel didn’t have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.

They’re pro wrestlers doing a skit, so thankfully she’s fine in this case. Enjoy your memes, friend.

I need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.

Elonald Trusk!

Sick entropy, though.

I believe I am currently on those drugs! To me, this means that sci-fi is usually written starting from the universe and then focuses down to the individual, but fantasy is written from the individual up to the world. Sci-fi has more of a universe building focus and fantasy has more of a personal and character development focus.

In my experience, the best way to make 8 hours feel like a thousand years is to get a job in IT.