1. Apply heavy makeup
2. Get angry at the guy to not recognize you without your heavy makeup
3. ???
4. Profit

Ok I start. For Slovakia I say ‘Kráľovná bielych tenisiek’ (Queen of white sneakers) by Elán

https://youtu.be/0qYZmIp5thg

That’s how you get maggots

MEGA?

Ummm I failed? I have no idea what I’m looking at

I’m dumb but what does that even mean?

I see it’s from 2021, I’m surprised this isn’t used as a meme template (or at least I haven’t seen it)

I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?

I’m with you but I get it that sometimes it’s convenient. My wife likes what we call “cup recipes” in baking where everything is measured in cups/glasses (this was a new thing couple of years ago where I live). It’s very fast and convenient.

But yes, it gets out of hand. I mean “a cup of celery”? … How? Why?

9gag, they also have 816. Is this where the screenshot is from?

It’s not sad. I’m jealous

Citroen Saxo, everything was SO cheap. I remember I had to replace a side mirror and a new one was like … 30€? And I was able to do it myself.

Replacing a side mirror on my Octavia was almost 500€!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Went to the pizzeria,

Came back with gonorrhea.

My car doesn’t want to pair with my smartphone :'(

Also let me point out one nice feature here - the freezing point is 0. Bellow it you can expect snow instead of rain, ice on the road, sidewalk, plants are in danger, etc. A lot of things and situations in your life are affected by this simple fact that water freezes so it’s nice that we have it at 0.

Fahrenheit has 32°F …

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It umm … It’s nice she’s giving them some helping hand, am I right?

sweats

Sigh … “robocall”

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I mean, probably not equally but isn’t it sort of true?

Wait, oh no. No, no no no no no Lemmy no! I can explain! No! Don’t hurt downvote me!

I know, I know and I know Lemmy’s history with far-left and I know this is memes community. But everytime I see such oversimplified thing it becomes kind of scarry to me. I mean the worst human attrocities in the history started with oversimplified “this group of people = BAD! Even worse, they’re daemons! Kill them!”. So I’m just trynig to calm things down and bring some ballance to the force

Listen, every time you work with say 10 or 20 people, people start to disorganize. You can have a Fishing Club or organize a LAN party and it’ll probably happen. And it becomes kind of obvious that it’d be good to have a person that would have general overview of the thing and they’ll focus to keep the thing on the track, resolve conflicts etc. You want to call that person a leader, boss, cheff, CEO, captain, whatever, but at certain group size it becomes kind of necessary.

This person needs certain skills to be good at it. Is it more complicated than janitor? Probably yes. Should you respect them more than a janitor? No. Should this person have astronomical sallary? No. Should you guilotine this person? No.