oof

The chainsaw was first used to saw bone, not trees. This was before anesthesia.

Personally, when their actions start harming others.

Your mom is in a cat cult?

How many minutes in a leap year?

Shaq’s parents are a man and a woman so logically he’d be half man and half woman

I’ve never heard anyone use the term “consumable item” outside of games.

Footy?

Back in 2017 there was a guy in my town who would constantly wear a maga hat and sing praises about trump. We’re not in America, we’re in Iceland. He was not American and had no ties there. I no longer work at a place where I have to interact with him.

I do not, please explain

My instructor had a brand new BMW SUV but I took the final test in my dad’s 1997 Subaru Impreza.

Then no

Is the microwave the server or is it the UI?

I work with embedded programming. I am not the first person you should ask to make a website for you…

Skull decompression. I had to have a cage or something like that screwed to my skull for a gamma knife operation to kill a brain tumour. I had to keep my head completely still for over an hour, so they screwed the cage to my skull, and then to the table itself. The skull gets a bit compressed and I really felt the pressure, but it didn’t hurt that much and I got used to it pretty fast. The worst part is when they take it off and your skull decompresses. Worse than a migraine.

Existential dread mostly, but sometimes I play video games

Started intermittent fasting for no real reason. I no longer wake up hungry and the urge for a midnight snack is completely gone.

Declaration of Independent

Morgan Freeman has been God

Cruelty is the point