Their fingers will be coated in butter
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
Their fingers will be coated in butter
People
colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”
oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
something something Ai powered something
I prefer Potato Platinum XL
ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”
I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.
their window sticker makes me feel threatened
Gene edit the particular gnats in my area out of existence
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Hey Hey Hey Hey! 🎺🎺🎺🎺
You got time to duck?
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
He Meat Man
Doon Doon Dak, Dak a Doon Dak
it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost