Defenestrator@aussie.zonetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?English
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2 months agoExplanation:
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There is no effin’ way
Explanation:
There is no effin’ way
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Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.
He couldn’t put the book down.
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