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Granpa…is that you?
A human trying to be better…butter,…no…better. #toast
Granpa…is that you?
Oh the irony.
“…law firm it hired, Pender & Coward”
You have chosen…unwisely.
Yeah but Octavius had a defective chip attached to his brain. Stone is a defective chip dangling from the asshole of America.
On a trip in Nola and took the kids for a treat at the Cheesecake Factory. 3 sodas and an iced tea was $21. Won’t be back for that reason alone. We are being fleeced.
Really gave me a whole new perspective. Thanks for that.
RIP Yo-Yo Man. ♥️
Fried chicken and croissants.
Looking at you Teams Messenger. Oh, how I hate thee…
I think that’s Molly’s on Decatur and am pretty sure I have seen that cat!
Why you gotta leave out the og? 7up is the quintessential lemon lime beverage. Much better in a cocktail, IMO.
Stupid shit like this hits hard to some folks in the south. I have family members are pissed how “everything is changing”, so much in fact that this very thing caused a disturbance at a local college pub. Last year, one of my dumbass family members was thrown out for being rude. When I asked him what happened he said…
" That god damn Yankee girl wanted to know if I wanted a fucking pop. What the fuck is a pop? So I asked her. She said something like a soda or whatever and I told her, it’s a fucking coke and she needs to go back to fucking Chicago and get fucked. Don’t bring your stupid shit down here."
Even more f’d up, is he would have ordered a Sprite.
I dislike a few of my relatives.
Duh. My bad. I shouldn’t comment when I’m 3 beers in and my glasses were in the other room. Thanks!
Love locks I believe. A couple writes their names on the lock, attach it to a bridge or structure and then toss the key as a symbol that their love is forever.
Bought a fixer upper in June 2020 from a couple way in over their head. Zillow’s estimate puts me up 38% from my purchase but with everything Ive added/built/fixed, I think I could double the price if I wanted to sell it- cool house in a now popular neighborhood. Doing well, I guess.
Can say unequivocally, that this is a fact.
When I was in college, the same week I broke one of my front teeth playing “flag” football, I got really drunk and one of my roomates shaved off one eyebrow while I was passed out on our couch. Nobody noticed the eyebrow. Even took me 2 days to notice. Ere’body asked about the snaggletooth.
Good times.
Edit: a word and a period
Didn’t even notice and I can’t not see it now.
Came here to say the same. He is brilliant. The MIT songwriting vid really highlights how brilliant he is.
https://youtu.be/LdtK_oiyJAo?si=VH994dmGLsQmA2y8