You cut the head off a bottle so you have the screwy-bit. Then you pull the open end through the bottle-Head and screw the lid on.

Teams sends all data to Microsoft without any option to opt-out. It literally does not work without communicating to Microsoft.

Nothing.

Dude my cat literally came into my house and wouldn’t leave. He just chose to be a pet… he is extremely scared of literally everything

Found the keto

Because butter coffee is what one drinks on keto - bullet proof coffee

Yes! I pirated a stripped version of Win11 to get it running on a VM for this one program that won’t work in Wine. Still forced to use Windows at work.

89. I wanna get those 3 digits

I even downvoted it myself when I saw it again

But Windows 11 started this inconsistency!

Because we became MEN

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“Please give us 5 stars and then you will receive 10% off”

Me, voting “3 stars. Product good but company said I’ll get 10% off if I rate it with 5 stars”

This is what I was leaning towards. Getting my ROI within a year of the first payout would be nice due to taxes, I don’t have the English vocabulary to explain this. Basically I have to pay taxes for any money I receive over my initial investment and everything lost not being used within a year will be lost

I would be getting $1000 out right now, and I absolutely don’t know if I should

• Don’t be an asshole

• everyone just wants to be happy

• don’t be a burden to anyone

• look before crossing the streets

• always assume a bad driver has a reason for this behavior

• wipe front to back

• if you can do it right now, do it

• always assume everyone around you is smearier than you yourself

• don’t take the blame for everything, but offer to help fixing it

• if you’re serving anything, always take the different thing or the worst looking thing for yourself

You don’t bag them. They’re bottled.

Totally! I mean I got my first gaming console with 5 years old, a N64, but I always handled it as a bad weather free time activity like building legos. I don’t think that, with today’s games and their overstimulating nature, children won’t be treating them like that.

"I was hiking across the country to find my inner self“

I was 2 years “too late”. I had an extra test in accounting to determine if I were allowed to attend the finals. It was only then that I understood a subject I didn’t understand for the whole time at college. I got an A on that test and crushed the finals with a B.

Well actually it’s to do something with the stock market and I think the 70s or 80s where they (the money hungry should-be-deads) ditched a law that was implemented during the Great Depression to never have something like that ever again.

Well, guess what! I’m currently living through my 3rd or 4th economic crisis 👁️👄👁️