But when I suggested that perhaps we need to make sure people are mentally fit to vote, I’m a nazi. Keep letting the idiots vote and we’ll always be stuck with the lowest common denominator.

A lot of their own parents and grandparents are going to have to go then. The leopards will not go hungry.

They’ll be drinking champagne (or the Russian equivalent) in the Kremlin tonight. Putin and the KGB played the long game and won.

He’s nowhere near as clever as von Braun.

They’re after the cats.

See, he was right all along.

/s (just in case)

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My friend says there’s hundreds.

And quite a few of those ‘teens’ are well over twenty.

Or so I was told.

They only come round in September though.

A plan with no drawbacks. Do it!

The irony would be lost on them.

‘It’s not a lie, if you belive it’. George Costanza

Too late. He’s yours now. We aren’t taking him back.

I cannot imagine they’d just let a comedian go up there and have absolutely no idea what he was going to talk about

Have you listened to, or read, any of Trump’s word salad?

‘Don’t pay it.’ One of his most used sentences.

And complaining about being ripped off? Well, he ought to know about that.

He’s probably already got it. Do it for the money!

I bet he only went for the free food.

That’s how his Department Of Government Efficiency will save billions.

A million to one shot Doc!

Once those ring gates open, Mars will be finished.

🤞

Yes!